
So I realized this evening that I might need to end a love affair...no, no, wait...nothing like that. I'm a happily married woman! Mind out of the gutter, please!
My hubby (bless his German heart) has helped me come to grips with my affair and has even stated that I might not have to end it. I hope not, but it is looking bleak.
See, I have had this horrendously itchy, puffy eye for a couple of days. I mean, it is SO irritating that I have to sit on my hands (or keep them busy by typing this blog) just to keep myself from gouging my eye out. Gouging! It would bring me great pleasure at this moment to put my thumb and forefinger up to my eye and just pluck the damn thing out. But, alas, I am a sane person and will not do such a thing.
My lips, on the other hand, are not in the least bit swollen. They are, however, incessantly itchy and I can get no relief. None. I can't gouge my lips out, but my hands are fighting desperately not to scratch the hell out of them. Like my eyes, there is absolutely no relief for their suffering.
So you may be wondering the cause of this torture and why I allude it to an affair...Then again, you may have instantly noticed the photo at the top of this post and not be wondering in the least! Look at the title. Look closely now. Notice anything?? Man...GO....MANGO!
I cut into a succulent mango a mere 2 days ago and delved into it's plump flesh without abandon. I could not get enough and though I was tempted by and just ate one, I can tell you that had I had the opportunity to eat a basketful I would have. A grocery cart full, even!
So I tell my hubby that there is something seriously wrong with me. "What is it?" he asks. "Well," I say, "my eye is swelling up, itching like crazy and my lips are burning, on fire!!" I literally am thinking there is seriously something wrong with me and am preparing myself to head to the ER facing no uncertain death.
"You are describing the sensations I had once after eating mango." He says. MANGO?? Sure enough, I delve into the depths of Google and there it is, plain as day. Mango...related to Poison Ivy (WHAT??), severe reaction, only treatment is to give it up. NOOOooooo....I cannot give up my mango! No way, no how, no doing. But with the knowledge that hubby and I are both allergic to the fruit, who will prepare it for us? Ah...MAN!!!


